Things not to do...

I am a klutz.

When one is making pizza on a pizza stone in a hot oven and one put it on the stove prior to transferring the pizza to a board for cutting and one inadvertently hits it causing it to fall, one does not try to catch it to prevent it from breaking on the tile floor. Doing so will result in second degree burns on two fingers, first degree burns on three, and the stone will still end up falling, breaking, and cracking a floor tile...

Luckily, I keep some 2nd Skin^® burn pads around - not because I burn myself often, they are sensational on blisters.

Now, I am typing with eight fingers instead of ten. This is not fun...